Sperm v. Egg

Is if I have nothing better to do with my time, I decided to start a blog. I have been writing since I was a child, nothing to brag about believe me. But sometimes it makes things easier when you just get it out of your system. I am a mother of five, I work full time and my husband (6th child) is gone alot. Not that I blame him, I think it was smart on his part to find a job where he wasn't home all the time, to bad he thought of it first...... My children are 14 drama queen, 12 sports junkie, 9 potty mouth, 4 spoiled rotten (thought this was the last one) and 8 months confused. When I was a kid it was normal for people to have a big family, there were 4 of us. Now anywhere you go people just can't believe it, "don't you know what causes that?" That questions drives me insane. I like to blame it on my husband of course, I mean it's not like my egg goes out of my body and gets his sperm and then I bring it back, he does it, it's his sperm that fights through everything and attacks my poor egg who is begging to just be left alone and washed away on the next cycle. Every time I ever told him I was pregnant he always looked at me with such amazement, with this shocked look on his face like "how did that happen" well idiot how do you think? I love him dearly but sometimes I think he is clueless. 5 children later we decided that is it, we are out of money, time and sanity. I just figure my chances are greater for one of them to be rich.