A Shower

So as I was taking a shower tonight I was thinking about how long it had been since I had posted anything so I thought I should post. Before I can go into this story I have to tell you I have gone back to public service, THANK GOODNESS, the confused one is trying to walk and hubby is traveling all the time so I am once again doing this alone.



A few months ago I was at a friends and there was a girl there that said she was a "shower girl" a what? I want to be a shower girl too, how can I be one of those? What do you have to do to be able to stay in the shower for over 5 minutes? For over 14 years I have not had a shower in peace without someone knocking on the door, water pressure going to nothing, hearing screaming through my own singing with hopes to drown out the screaming I know I am going to hear.



So tonight as I am taking a shower it has been about 4 minutes and all is quiet?????? My normal shower time is about 5 minutes, I swear if they had speed showering as a competition I would win. I can wash, conditioner, shampoo and shave in about 5 to 6 minutes. So as I was listening to hear SOMETHING, there was nothing which scares me, what is going on out there? I jump out of the shower throw my hair in a towel throw on my robe and I am off, still wet of course trying to find out what they are all doing. Suddenly I hear giggling and the garage door shut as I was coming down the stairs so I do the whole "WHAT IS GOING ON DOWN THERE??" you have the bad one out of breath telling me he doesn't know anything. The sports junkie and spoiled one are in a bedroom playing (the sports junkie wants his own room so he is being nice right now thinking that will work, HA!) the confused one is in bed and the drama queen isn't home it HAS to be the bad one.

So I go out in the garage trying to find out what he has done, I scan and I see nothing out place. Back in the house, the towel is now falling off my head, the confused is awake from the garage door opening and closing who knows how many times. So I ask him again, WHAT IS GOING ON? He knows I am getting upset but still nothing, he doesn't know a thing. Well doesn't know a thing, it wasn't me, and I didn't do it all also live here but this time it wasn't one of them. The bad one can see my angry but isn't going to give up what is going on. I go back to the garage and open the door and go to take the trash out and my neighbor is out and tells me the bad one has been riding the garage door, WHAT!! I didn't even know you could do that. I swear what will they think to do next, I don't even want to know. Maybe I should never take a shower again because it is always things like this that happen to me. Like I said I want to be a "SHOWER GIRL!"