Save Me

They have taken over the house. The boys that is. You would think we would out number them but they just take over. Toilet seats up, stained underwear, dirty dishes in the bedroom, smelly shoes/socks, trash, trash, trash, and did I mention the smell? That wet dog smell that they have all the time. I grew up with 3 sisters, I know nothing about teenage boys but I am learning. Lesson #1, never ever clean their room, the things you find in there are just gross. I am able to threaten them with me cleaning it and they typically with do something to it to make it presentable all because they don't want mom in there snooping around. If they only would realize I don't want to know what's in their rooms, I just want them clean. I don't get it, I can't understand it. The girls are obsessive with things being in order but the boys....ewwww. I can't do this, I don't know how. It's just as gross to me as it gets. For example. I went to wake up the Sports Junkie this morning and he had pudding in his bed, that's right PUDDING!!! Who eats pudding in bed? Makes no sense to me. I am afraid on a daily basis of what I will find. I need to figure out how to teach them better or I will NEVER visit them when they move for fear of what i will find.